Mr Gnome and his chums moved swiftly today to deny rumours of discontent in the Leamington Spa gnome community.
Mr Gnome said: 'Since becoming "poster gnome" for Mr K's Pedal to Paris ride, I've been getting a wee bit of media attention.
'In recent days I've been distressed to hear that many think "my fifteen minutes of fame" has let loose a hullabaloo of hissy fits amongst "envious" fellow gnomes here in Leamington Spa.
'This is very definitely not the case!'
Spokesgnome Nigel continued: 'As you can see from the picture, we're right behind Mr G's efforts. Tantrums? Termperaments? Such things, I'm glad to say, are unknown in gnome circles.
'We do our best to be an inclusive, mutually supportive community. You want to fish? Go fish! You like to toot the trumpet? Go toot! Mr Gnome's into this cycling thing - and we think that's great. So please, no more rumours of discontent....'
So as a busy weekend concludes harmoniously, Mr K and Mr G remind blog readers that the 'donation line' is wide open.
Donate via the Royal British Legions's website
Hurrah! And thank you!
2 comments:
I notice the conspicuous absence of Mr Gnome's feelings regarding Clever Clown.
Thank you! Mr G is trying to keep things simple for the benefit of his blog audience! He's not one to use his blog as an emotional splurge-fest! But thanks for comment, o wise one!
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